February 4, 2010 by Amy

One is not like the other

While my hips and thighs appreciate the effort, I must admit that grapes are simply no substitute for chocolate.

And I wish the chunk of hair on the back left quadrant of my head would stop doing this flippy thing that bounces around whenever I move. It’s distracting and annoying. Dammit.

Chocolate would probably help. Not in my hair.