May 23, 2014 by Amy
Chop chop

Note to others: when someone gets a new hairstyle, stop at “It looks cute!” Do not add in “I never realized how much you look like your GRANDMA.” (Emphasis mine.)
Really? I mean, I realize I’m forty and a half (yes, I’m going back to counting the half years like kids do…it’s more fun that way) but grandma?! Say that I look like a younger version of Granny, or that you can see the family resemblance (which I can see too), but don’t be all “Hey, nice old lady haircut.”
‘Cause that’s how it came out. Just stop at “cute” or “adorable” or “sassy,” which are all lovely comments received and appreciated.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go clean my dentures and wash my face with cold cream.
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