May 23, 2007
Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
For starters, Jim Bob was wearing a t-shirt that said, “Drunk women: FREE Breathalyzer Test. Blow Here” with an arrow pointing down. Now that’s Klassy. He had David Crosby’s hair from the 70s, you know, that scraggly shit that hangs down the back with the balding top. Didn’t stop him from sporting the Goody comb in his back pocket (I kid you not). Maybe he used it on his overgrown fu manchu beard, who knows. He was a good ol’ boy, that’s for sure, and we bet he was pretty plowed before he ever even walked into the stadium. Jim Bob entertained the crowd by regaling us with the lyrics from “Signs,” the old Tesla classic.



