June 12, 2006
An angel, a demon and an Irish priest walk into a bar…
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June 10, 2006
Random Photographs
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June 10, 2006
Gratitude
Today, more than anything, I am thankful.
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June 9, 2006
Flotsam and Jetsam (i.e. nothing much, really)
Hooey hooey hooey. Life is just rolling right along, and it’s going pretty good. I’m working late tonight for an event here at the spa. Should be fun, but I’ll definitely be missing Zozo and M while I’m working. I should be able to get home in time to play with her a little bit before her nite-nite ba-ba, then put her down for the evening, so that’s good.
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June 8, 2006
Technical Difficulties
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June 7, 2006
Adios, Bob.
Well, no good news this morning. Bob is still missing. He wasn’t at Wal-Mart, CompUSA, Target or Shop ‘n Save. We combed the house and the car last night and he was nowhere to be found. I’d guess that some lucky little kid found him at one of the aforementioned stores, so we’re writing Bob off as a donation to the greater good of all children, and send him off with best wishes to spread peace, love and harmony. Some day, that kid is gonna tell his or her kids and grandkids, “When I was little, I found this really cool octopus, and he became my best friend.” Go, Bob, go and spread cheer and happiness. Good luck, Godspeed, and farewell.
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June 6, 2006
What about Bob?
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June 6, 2006
Oodles of Giggles
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June 5, 2006
Fat Management
We got this new stuff in from one of our vendors called Firm and Tone Serum, and the label says it’s “for Cellulite and Stretch Mark Management.” Yeah, um, I don’t really want to manage my cellulite so much as just get rid of it altogether. Managing it means I have it, when I’d really prefer to not have any at all.
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June 5, 2006
Hi, I’m Siskel. Or Ebert. Whichever one isn’t dead.
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