May 24, 2014
Low maintenance
Sometimes all I need is an iPad with great blogs queued up and a giant pitcher of sweet tea.
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May 23, 2014
Chop chop
Relief! Chopped the fuzz today. M is not pleased, but I have received a ton of compliments already and I love it. It's not so short that it borders on masculine, but short enough to be easy to style, cool for the summer, and should maintain its style through most of the day. While I loved the look of my longer hair in the morning right after I styled it, by noon it invariably looked as frazzled as I felt.
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May 22, 2014
Parish Picnic
I missed over half of it (damn work meeting) but had a blast while I was there. The child ran wild. The husband consumed beer. I bid on and won "beer school" at the brewery and a Barret Jackman-signed hockey stick in the silent auction.
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May 21, 2014
It is time. Or it will be on Thursday.
The time has come, just as I knew it would.
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May 21, 2014
The orchids live
Only because I am following the direction of a monk to care for them.
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May 20, 2014
And that’s how the cat got a middle name
I just woke up because the dryer kicked on again (it has the wrinkle guard setting that’ll run it for 30 seconds every eight minutes after the cycle to, you know, guard against wrinkles) and it’ll keep going all night until I get up and take the laundry out so it doesn’t wrinkle which makes my dryer an annoying, naggy bitch. I woke up with M on one side of me and Max on the other, and as I climbed out over Max (only because he’s smaller and less likely to grumble) I remembered this conversation Zoe and I had the other day:
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May 20, 2014
Well, that went better than expected
I didn't have to use my bullet-deflecting bracelets, my boomerang tiara, or my truth lasso!
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May 19, 2014
I need a costume
I just realized that by the time I get home tonight I will most likely be in no shape to write or post anything here. I have a business meeting at 7 p.m. with the King of All Douchebags, and it promises to get ugly. Thankfully there will be others there, most of them in my corner, but still. It’s the whole idea of having to deal with someone’s fragile, yet enormous, ego that tanks my day.
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May 19, 2014
I toadally don’t have anything fun to write
Okay, I know that was bad, but I’m scraping tonight. Good day, just busy with a bunch of boring shit no one wants to read.
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May 18, 2014
Today in photos (some of today, that is)
Blogger is being an asshole, so bear with me while I mess with trying to upload photos and get them where I want them.
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